Anonymous asked: If you don't masterbate and aren't sexually active, how do you cum?
I just think really hard about Sirius Black breaking out of Azkaban until the magic happens.
No, I do occasionally masturbate.
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
i require fan art of this stat